Gubwikjad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy weasel.

Gubwikjad created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubwikjad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gubwikjad, it will think nothing of it.

Gubwikjad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gubwikjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Gubwikjad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. You must love Gubwikjad.