Dogjopbid Rilltagdib is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless weasel.

Dogjopbid Rilltagdib created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogjopbid Rilltagdib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dogjopbid Rilltagdib, she will turn you into a mole.

Dogjopbid Rilltagdib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dogjopbid Rilltagdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Run away if eight manatees approach from the south.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.