Butlunged is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, overgenerous ferret.

Butlunged created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butlunged, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Butlunged, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Butlunged's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Butlunged's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck green.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Run away if five shrews approach from the south.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not dye your hair black.