Kadwegrak is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust hydra.

Kadwegrak created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadwegrak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kadwegrak, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kadwegrak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kadwegrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.