Bednegfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured swan.

Bednegfoss created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bednegfoss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bednegfoss, she will send you a sign.

Bednegfoss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bednegfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing fawn shirts and balancing six nickel spheres on your head.