Pin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless goblin.

Pin created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Pin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.