Japtarghasripdutwit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring zebra.

Japtarghasripdutwit created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Japtarghasripdutwit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Japtarghasripdutwit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Japtarghasripdutwit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Japtarghasripdutwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.