Dapliplin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic hydra.

Dapliplin created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapliplin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dapliplin, he will not care at all.

Dapliplin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dapliplin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dapliplin on top of all buildings.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always obey Dapliplin's priests.