Cedmitjam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Cedmitjam created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedmitjam, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cedmitjam, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cedmitjam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cedmitjam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.