Ripyarpbusdim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid meerkat.

Ripyarpbusdim created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Ripyarpbusdim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ripyarpbusdim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ripyarpbusdim's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Ripyarpbusdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near mice while wearing green corsets and balancing five copper spheres on your feet.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.