Listnelyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, weak lizard.

Listnelyarp created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listnelyarp, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Listnelyarp, it will turn you into a sheep.

Listnelyarp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Listnelyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while blessed.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Listnelyarp.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never laugh in winter.