Stikyoknill is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous rhinoceros.

Stikyoknill created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stikyoknill, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikyoknill, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Stikyoknill's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stikyoknill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Stikyoknill on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed coconuts to ducks while wearing purple hats.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Hide from cyan cats for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if four voles approach from the south.