Bamrullsas is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, temperamental shrew.

Bamrullsas created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Bamrullsas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bamrullsas, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bamrullsas' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bamrullsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Pray towards the north.