Cibbatgig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical dragonfly.

Cibbatgig created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbatgig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cibbatgig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cibbatgig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cibbatgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Do not name children after turtles.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Always obey Cibbatgig's priests.

5. Always remove kilts before touching gold.