Kiplunbad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, effective chinchilla.

Kiplunbad created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kiplunbad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kiplunbad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kiplunbad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kiplunbad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kiplunbad.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.