Wegdussquim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise rat.

Wegdussquim created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegdussquim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wegdussquim, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wegdussquim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wegdussquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.