Dabwipdub is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, smart unicorn.

Dabwipdub created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dabwipdub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabwipdub, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dabwipdub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dabwipdub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dabwipdub.

2. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Put Dabwipdub first in all things.