Bodsasing is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, wise tapir.

Bodsasing created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bodsasing, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bodsasing, he will come to you in dreams.

Bodsasing's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bodsasing's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always wear pink.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Never think about dark energy near ants while wearing green shirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your back.