Jonlogbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring hydra.

Jonlogbab created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonlogbab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jonlogbab, she will manifest in front of you.

Jonlogbab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jonlogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never stain your hands with green.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Heed all signs.