Nulrigzog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring coyote.

Nulrigzog created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nulrigzog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nulrigzog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nulrigzog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nulrigzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

4. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.