Funratflisbap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet otter.

Funratflisbap created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funratflisbap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Funratflisbap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Funratflisbap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Funratflisbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Funratflisbap loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Retreat if three seals approach from the east.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.