Wegcenlun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving spider.

Wegcenlun created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcenlun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wegcenlun, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wegcenlun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wegcenlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.