Watfigdit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered mouse.

Watfigdit created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watfigdit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watfigdit, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Watfigdit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Watfigdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your feet with white markings.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never feed lentils to eagles while wearing orange rings.