Sadwittun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable hippopotamus.

Sadwittun created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadwittun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sadwittun, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sadwittun's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sadwittun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Do not take Sadwittun's name in vain.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing turquoise coats and balancing four gold spheres on your chest.