Yarlarncub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented tortoise.

Yarlarncub created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlarncub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarlarncub, it will turn you into a duck.

Yarlarncub's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yarlarncub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not run at crossroads.

3. Do not take Yarlarncub's name in vain.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.