Kopsithug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, happy rat.

Kopsithug created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopsithug, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kopsithug, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kopsithug's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kopsithug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple ear rings.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.