Yakrigripcip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless cat.

Yakrigripcip created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakrigripcip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yakrigripcip, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yakrigripcip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yakrigripcip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Put Yakrigripcip first in all things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not commit murder.