Legtigbidgov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent monkey.

Legtigbidgov created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legtigbidgov, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Legtigbidgov, it will ignore you.

Legtigbidgov's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Legtigbidgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legtigbidgov.

5. Shun those given to greed.