Metsasspag Figcedflis is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate wyvern.

Metsasspag Figcedflis created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Metsasspag Figcedflis, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metsasspag Figcedflis, he will turn you into a frog.

Metsasspag Figcedflis' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Metsasspag Figcedflis' Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Put Metsasspag Figcedflis first in all things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not place peas upon stone.