Megflabrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest pig.

Megflabrutt created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megflabrutt, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Megflabrutt, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Megflabrutt's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Megflabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.
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