Pogzodcip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous wyvern.

Pogzodcip created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pogzodcip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pogzodcip, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pogzodcip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pogzodcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Pogzodcip on top of all buildings.

5. Never mention cats.