Fennurtweg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, blissful tortoise.

Fennurtweg created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fennurtweg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fennurtweg, it will turn you into a frog.

Fennurtweg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fennurtweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never leap in the presence of grasshopers.