Vilgomkad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast whale.

Vilgomkad created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilgomkad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vilgomkad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vilgomkad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vilgomkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing boots.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilgomkad.