Davwapganlam Lopmetlarp Sandarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless jaguar.

Davwapganlam Lopmetlarp Sandarn created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davwapganlam Lopmetlarp Sandarn, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Davwapganlam Lopmetlarp Sandarn, he will refuse to believe in you.

Davwapganlam Lopmetlarp Sandarn's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Davwapganlam Lopmetlarp Sandarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide if three pigs approach from the east.

5. Do not take Davwapganlam Lopmetlarp Sandarn's name in vain.