Yamlargbut is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fussy wyrm.

Yamlargbut created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamlargbut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yamlargbut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yamlargbut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yamlargbut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Yamlargbut on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near whales while wearing orange skirts and balancing three gold spheres on your face.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.