Komteennutdim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, wise whale.

Komteennutdim created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Komteennutdim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Komteennutdim, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Komteennutdim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Komteennutdim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Komteennutdim's name in vain.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.