Pogyarthog Gutdogmut Tafbopsand is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, overgenerous snake.

Pogyarthog Gutdogmut Tafbopsand created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogyarthog Gutdogmut Tafbopsand, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pogyarthog Gutdogmut Tafbopsand, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pogyarthog Gutdogmut Tafbopsand's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Pogyarthog Gutdogmut Tafbopsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never gather eight turtles near walls.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.