Nilsigcangup is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tiresome bird.

Nilsigcangup created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Nilsigcangup, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nilsigcangup, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nilsigcangup's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nilsigcangup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.