Dussfabrot is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, smart finch.

Dussfabrot created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfabrot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussfabrot, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dussfabrot's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dussfabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing black skirts.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.