Yimkabnill is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered dove.

Yimkabnill created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimkabnill, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimkabnill, it will turn you into a frog.

Yimkabnill's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yimkabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.

3. Always remove scarves before touching gold.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.