Gumwodcim Hadfudnel is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, contented salamander.

Gumwodcim Hadfudnel created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gumwodcim Hadfudnel, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gumwodcim Hadfudnel, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gumwodcim Hadfudnel's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gumwodcim Hadfudnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look at planets.