Nartlitceb Wonrawdam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ruthless guinea pig.

Nartlitceb Wonrawdam created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartlitceb Wonrawdam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nartlitceb Wonrawdam, it will turn you into a plant.

Nartlitceb Wonrawdam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nartlitceb Wonrawdam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always obey Nartlitceb Wonrawdam's priests.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nartlitceb Wonrawdam.

5. Never wear pink tights.