Tikfob is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered mongoose.

Tikfob created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikfob, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tikfob, he will torture you forever.

Tikfob's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tikfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tikfob's priests.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Do not kill goats.