Bidyattcep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable dolphin.

Bidyattcep created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidyattcep, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidyattcep, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bidyattcep's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bidyattcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect your elders.