Ruttailcim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy walrus.

Ruttailcim created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttailcim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ruttailcim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ruttailcim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ruttailcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.