Zedveensat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving bear.

Zedveensat created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedveensat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zedveensat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zedveensat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zedveensat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.