Sanligtif is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing bee.

Sanligtif created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanligtif, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sanligtif, it will destroy your favourite star.

Sanligtif's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sanligtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after tapirs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about optics near mites while wearing black shoes and balancing three iron spheres on your back.

4. Always obey Sanligtif's priests.

5. Do not stand on grass.