Dutcedxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, grumpy centaur.

Dutcedxuc created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Dutcedxuc, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dutcedxuc, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dutcedxuc's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dutcedxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.