Cidkemweg is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful eagle.

Cidkemweg created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Cidkemweg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidkemweg, she will not care.

Cidkemweg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cidkemweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Worship no other gods but Cidkemweg.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.