Padbennab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, caring wyvern.

Padbennab created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padbennab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Padbennab, he will remove you from existence.

Padbennab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Padbennab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Padbennab on top of important buildings.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Padbennab loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.