Hamyarllipgon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent deer.

Hamyarllipgon created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hamyarllipgon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hamyarllipgon, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hamyarllipgon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hamyarllipgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump at mountains.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Always help sick porpoises.