Gepfomwot is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, uncaring naga.

Gepfomwot created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfomwot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepfomwot, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gepfomwot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gepfomwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.

5. Never look at stars.