Bogingcun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced beaver.

Bogingcun created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogingcun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogingcun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bogingcun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bogingcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing orange corsets.

4. Bogingcun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bogingcun on top of all buildings.