Quafsogfun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent bat.

Quafsogfun created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafsogfun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quafsogfun, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Quafsogfun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Quafsogfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Quafsogfun loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.