Fosscamfutsterpark is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking bird.

Fosscamfutsterpark created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Fosscamfutsterpark, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fosscamfutsterpark, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fosscamfutsterpark's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fosscamfutsterpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to horses while wearing black shoes.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Do not chop down trees.