Gatsawceb is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, witty
unicorn.
Gatsawceb created gold eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gatsawceb, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gatsawceb, it will turn you into a plant.
Gatsawceb's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Gatsawceb's Holy Commandments1. Gatsawceb loves pigs, so they must be respected.
2. Never mention rats.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.