Busbifbarnomttafmut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful snail.

Busbifbarnomttafmut created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busbifbarnomttafmut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Busbifbarnomttafmut, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Busbifbarnomttafmut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Busbifbarnomttafmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Worship no other gods but Busbifbarnomttafmut.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.