Gumnullpin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless narwhal.

Gumnullpin created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumnullpin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gumnullpin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gumnullpin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gumnullpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue kilts.

2. Put Gumnullpin first in all things.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to music.