Fit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate cat.

Fit created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fit, it will turn you into a mole.

Fit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about gravity near capybaras while wearing brown tights and balancing nine gold spheres on your legs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not listen to music.