Godrutxen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic wombat.

Godrutxen created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godrutxen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godrutxen, he will turn you into a dog.

Godrutxen's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Godrutxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.

3. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with pride.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about dark matter near gulls while wearing turquoise shirts.