Mishotsug is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring cat.

Mishotsug created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mishotsug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mishotsug, he will turn you into a rock.

Mishotsug's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mishotsug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mishotsug.

2. Never feed turnips to shrews while wearing black ear rings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away from white bats, for they are unholy.

5. Always help sick snakes.