Appinglatyarlgabnegvedton is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise goat.

Appinglatyarlgabnegvedton created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Appinglatyarlgabnegvedton, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Appinglatyarlgabnegvedton, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Appinglatyarlgabnegvedton's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Appinglatyarlgabnegvedton's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Appinglatyarlgabnegvedton loves whales, so they must be honoured.