Logsugab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair human.

Logsugab created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logsugab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Logsugab, she will turn you into a tree.

Logsugab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Logsugab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing pink skirts and balancing four titanium spheres on your feet.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.