Buscutbun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able duck.

Buscutbun created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Buscutbun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Buscutbun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Buscutbun's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Buscutbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the north.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing violet hats.

5. You must love Buscutbun.