Fedlopgublit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, generous capybara.

Fedlopgublit created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedlopgublit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fedlopgublit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fedlopgublit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fedlopgublit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always stare at clouds.