Ruttnegshav is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring hamster.

Ruttnegshav created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnegshav, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttnegshav, he will turn you into a rock.

Ruttnegshav's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ruttnegshav's Holy Commandments

1. Ruttnegshav must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Run away if seven moths approach from the north.