Konpadwadtungeb is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, kind troll.

Konpadwadtungeb created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Konpadwadtungeb, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Konpadwadtungeb, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Konpadwadtungeb's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Konpadwadtungeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing ear rings.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.