Tettihubstafdob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking goose.

Tettihubstafdob created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettihubstafdob, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tettihubstafdob, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tettihubstafdob's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tettihubstafdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never record signs.