Nuthimflab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving hedgehog.

Nuthimflab created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nuthimflab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nuthimflab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nuthimflab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nuthimflab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Run away from pink ants, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.