Capbetbotvol is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet dog.

Capbetbotvol created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Capbetbotvol, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Capbetbotvol, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Capbetbotvol's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Capbetbotvol's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.