Begfungam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-knowing jellyfish.

Begfungam created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begfungam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Begfungam, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Begfungam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Begfungam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near goats while wearing magenta skirts and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your hands.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.